I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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