I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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