Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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