Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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