we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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