they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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