This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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