But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He told me they were just razor bumps!
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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