The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize