She announced her abortion via fbk
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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