i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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