I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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