Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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