Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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