so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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