Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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