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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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