Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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