i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
