super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
