you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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