Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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