I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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