i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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