he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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