Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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