i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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