We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I will be naked everywhere
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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