You really coming over, don't trick.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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