That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Damn victory sex feels great
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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