Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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