I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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