Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He keeps bees of course he's weird
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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