That's intense
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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