he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Green mimosas i think yes
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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