How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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