Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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