I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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