Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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