do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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