I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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