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(702): View more from Nevada

So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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(510): View more from California

I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...

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(269): View more from Michigan

i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career

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(251): View more from Alabama

Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force

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(518): View more from New York

Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?

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(905): View more from Ontario

But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.

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