He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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