It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she pinky promised me she was 18
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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