Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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