we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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