So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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