yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
And then my night got REAL pukey
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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