If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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