oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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