How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize