What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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