Sry I called you an 8
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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